He’s Too Skinny!!!

‘I’ve got to loose all the pounds I’ve packed on during my trip back home!’ This bloke sounds like one of those ditsy supermodels!

What is wrong with you, dude? You’re too thin. You’re not lean. You’re just thin. Skinny. I like your look a lot better when you did not project a fragile image.

Sorry, my darling dearest friend, but I want you to fatten up, you hear?! You’ve got to impress the lot of my single girlfriends! Heh! Heh!

Thanks for the lovely gift and you forgot my little piggy!